Listen, this isn’t hate mail. It’s really not. My wife and I enjoy Outlander a lot. In fact, we’ve created a pretty popular podcast AND blog dedicated to that very show. We like it THAT much. So please don’t misunderstand me when I say “you’re barely even an amoeba.” Look at this letter as being more of a “come-to-Jesus” moment for you, as opposed to me throwing darts at your extremely vulnerable behind. What I say here comes from only a place of peace and love.
I may have compared you to HBO (the fairness of the comparison is also debatable), but I don’t want you to be HBO. In fact, you can’t. And that’s ok. But, you have to admit that they are doing all the right things for their content and their network. So, you should at least be inspired by them. This letter is a guide to what you can do to fix your meandering faults and past transgressions. In other words, with this letter, I want you to help me help you.